Saturday, January 17, 2009

Mmhm, sure thing dearie.

Well, lets see...
Theres this girl, lets call her Agnes for now.
And Agnes doesnt seem to like me.
But its okay, I dont particularly care for Agnes either.
But when I send chain texts, My phone automatically selects every mobile number in my phone book, yes, including Agnes.
Agnes doesnt like chain messages, but who does?
So, she gets mad and instead of politely asking me to take her off the list, she responds like this:
"Stop sending me all of that crap."
Which I didnt think was very nice or polite.
So I responded by saying:
"What is your dealiosis?! I send this crap to everyone."
Agnes replied:
"Well, its getting annoying cuz everyone is sending me the same thing over and over"
My reply:
"Everyone does that. You just gotta let it slide. You dont have to send it on, you dont even have to open it if you dont want to!"
I know, I know, I was just as mean and rude as she was.
But like I said before, I dont care much for Agnes.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Life after vegetarianism

I've been a vegetarian for a month now
And I just thought I'd write about random stuff.
So, heres how life has been after vegetarianism
At school, I never eat lunch.
Our school serves mainly meat and has not vegetarian alternative.
Sometimes I get picked on, but its all good.
People rub meat all over their hands and shove their hands in my face.
Its just repulsive!
And two weeks ago, a friend of mine ate lamb right in front of me.
Then [of course] shoved his dead lamb hands in my face.
Its not an easy thing to do,
but I'm gunna remain vegetarian.

The Stolen Flute

I play flute in band.
And today, when I opened up my flute case,
I noticed something weird...
There was a flute in the case [duh]
But it definately wasnt mine.
I picked it up and put it together out of curiosity
And proved my own point.
It wasnt my flute.
I searched the whole band room
Including the supply closet.
I tore into every flute case in sight
But still my poor flute was nowhere to be seen.
I had a few theories,
but when I further investigated the theories quickly epic failed.
So señor flute is still MIA,
But I won't give up hope!
I shall find you Señor Flute!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

I like bracelets and scary movies

My name is Megan
And I like scary movies and bracelets
I just thought I would introduce myself before I do anything else.
So, here I go.
I'm short [5'2] with small feet [size 4-6 depending on the brand]
Webster Springs, West Virginia is where I cause trouble with the homies.
I have two younger siblings
A 4 year old brother and a 5 month old sister
I have 3 animals, a dog, a cat, and a hamster
My wonderful doggies name is Sally [like from the Nightmare Before Christmas]
My cat with a lip tumor and dental problems who is appropriately named Bucky is half a year older than me.
And poor little Porkchop [the hamster] is constantly terrorized by sammy, my brother.
In my opinion, potato salad should've never been invented.
Potatoes and eggs were never meant to live in that kind of harmony.
I'm currently taken
I have a cell phone and I looove to text
Lacto-ovo vegetarian fersure [meaning I still eat eggs and use dairy products]
I have many nicknames, from "Dani" [thanks to my middle name, Danielle] to "Bright Eyes"
Feel free to make me one!
And I'm an active member of SocialVibe.
My cause is To Write Love On Her Arms
I'll post a blog later with my SocialVibe badge
Oh! I forgot, I LOVE Tokio Hotel
They shall be mine one day
So, look me up on myspace!

Thanks for reading!
Luffies, Megan! [Misfit]